Millions Call

Clown Jokes Clown walks around a music store and says to the clerk, "I want to buy that red trumpet and that accordian." Clerk says, Well, you can buy that fire extiguisher, but I have to keep the radiator." Cop stops a clown with a desk strapped on his back, a typewriter under one arm, a wastebasket and a pencil sharpener under the other. "What are you doing?" Asks the cop. The clown says,

I just received a call from 'Michelle' on my cell phone and she left a message stating that I could make thousands from home and referred me to the website www.freedomtogive.org

Crystal Hill Way, Birmingham

they asked if they could record my conversation, when I asked who it was, they wouldnt tell me

whos no. was this????. 1st & last name please

Caller unknown(a taylor)

Spam

rang about a lottery we apparently won. How can you win a lottery you have not purchased a ticket from???

The callers (3) all had accents that sounded East Indian. He identified himself as John Holmes, federal attorney, license # US4522. I had been transferred to him from a DEA Agent who gave me his US id# and told me that there is a case and arrest warrant being heard now (at the time of the call) against me for drug trafficking, money laundering and other charges were coming because an abandoned car was found on the border of Mexico and Texas (El Paso) with my SS#, 21 lbs. of cocaine and blood in the vehicle.

Stalker psycho